To My Future Spouse

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To My Future Wife:
. You’re the woman of my dreams. Apparently, that’s the only place you DO exist.
. You give me a reason to walk through fire.
. Woman have told me they’re absolutely positive I’m supposed to be with them. But I disagree. Why? Because they aren’t you…not even close.
. You’re too good for me. Please never realize it.
. Every night, I have to play music so I can fall asleep. I’m ready for that music to be the lovely breath you breathe and the steady rhythm of your heart beating with love for me.
. Here’s to hoping your love for me is unconditional because Lord knows I’ll push it to its limits.
. I’ve been told that I have great hair; please, marry me before I lose it.
. Me Tarzan. You Jane?
 
To My Future Husband:

. Autumn makes me want to fall in love.
. Dental hygiene is very important to me. Now smile so I can see what I’m dealing with.
. I didn’t get back with my crappy ex because I want to be with you instead.
. I would like a hand to hold and lips to kiss.
. I know that you’re going to have to learn to love some of my “quirks.” I’m just going to go ahead and warn you that an enormous smile, loud laugh, jealousy about the way other girls look at you, and poking are all included.

PS. I lose everything. I’m sorry in advance.
. I wish we could take a walk around my favorite places while holding hands and taking pictures.
. The kitchen counter won’t be used for just cooking…

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